"I wanna put them on stop signs."
Ships of the Line Pt. 2: Other Notable Vessels (Pt. 1)
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show
"are there any straight people in your story?”
"no they’re not relevant to the plot"
hey i heard u like bad boys, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
Captain Tuvok enforces and practices a relaxed dress code… :P