love at first sight is over rated
[When Sir Patrick Stewart was asked to describe Sir Ian McKellen’s early days on the british stage]
Look at that smug face. And he’s doing a little dance!! You can see he’s victory dancing in his head xD [x]
(Ian McKellen as Hamlet, 1971. I mean, honestly.)
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
Oh, excuse me, madam, sorry, this may seem strange but, have you seen a fallen star anywhere? We’re in a crater, this must be where it fell.
Such graceful creatures.
the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore